Bare Ass Beach
Names: Liz, Annette and Jackie
Age:67, 66 and 68 years old
Neighborhood:We’re all Golden Valley Girls!
Swimming Hole:Bare Ass Beach
Quote: ” A couple Golden Valley boys went out to Bare Ass Beach to go skinny dipping and the one couldn’t help noticing the size of the other’s willie, so he asked, “How did ya get it that big?” The other boy responded, “Well, I rub it down every night with lard.” A few weeks later they were back at the beach. Once again there was a comparison made that yielded the same results. The first boy said, “I did what ya told me. I rubbed it down with Crisco every night.” The other boy exclaimed “Well, no wonder you still got a puny pecker! Crisco is shortening.”