Just a Little Wave

Katherine and Walter were out sailing with some friends on Lake Calhoun when suddenly a hand appeared in the water. “What’s this?” asked Katherine, “It looks as if someone is drowning!” “No,” explained Walter, “It’s just a little wave.”  

Kiss Me, Doc

Here’s a good story on a Minneapolis chiro-practor. He started his treatment on the new patient by rubbing his back. Then he turned the patient over and applied the treatment in front. The patient stood the tickling as long as he could, then with a look of content in his …

There is only one in Minneapolis…

There’s only one girl in Minneapolis and two or three in Saint Paul I knew a girl in Robbinsdale, but she was too tall There’s only one girl in Minneapolis I don’t know any in Golden Valley There’s one out in Edina, my sister Sally There’s only one in Minneapolis …